Here there shall be thousands of stories about the potato, about his early and late times, about his life and actions, and none of those is a lie. All are true and are in the very original form, as they were scribbled by the unsteady hand of the Potato millenia ago. But yet, people have forgotten! Be open to the teachings of the Potato, be strong but humble, and pass on the knowledge that has been bestowed upon you.
Hail the Potato, my friends! And praise him as you should.
